昨天晚上小表弟高燒不退,                                                      
                                                                               
姑姑請我幫她去藥局買「塞劑」。                                                 
                                                                               
到了藥局,                                                                     
                                                                               
我:「老闆,我想要買塞劑,退燒用的。」                                         
                                                                               
老闆:「買給誰呢?」                                                           
                                                                               
我:「表弟。」                                                                 
                                                                               
老闆:「多大?」
我:「我怎麼知道我表弟的肛門有多大啊?」                                      
                                                                                                                                                              
老闆:「我是說...年紀......」                                                  
                                                                               
旁邊還有兩三個客人:「噗次......」 

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推 asaku1116:鋪雌                                                  05/05 15:44 
推 jova:XDD  看來原po下意識對自己表弟XDDD                          05/05 15:44 
→ DAMAEE:仆吱                                                     05/05 15:45 
推 Souma:sa:噗滋.......                                            05/05 15:47 
推 davidvince:XD                                                   05/05 15:53 
推 sdjh18:噗雌                                                     05/05 15:56 
→ korinaga:表弟:如果是表哥的話 可以唷                           05/05 16:04 
→ longcircle:撲滋                                                 05/05 16:04 
推 any1643:老闆: 喏~肛肛好~我有算過直徑了!!!                       05/05 16:04 
推 matharay:                                兩指寬                 05/05 16:10 
推 fireflyyen:                                    買三指寬         05/05 16:15 
推 kkcer:晡資..                                                    05/05 16:15
推 MKAngelheart:puzz                                               05/05 16:17 
推 twooone:疵                                                    05/05 16:20 
→ swpoker:表哥 : 嗯嗯 還滿緊的                                    05/05 16:21 
→ way7344:37號半,亞洲size!!                                       05/05 16:23 
推 mrx750926:原PO:大概這麼寬 (露)                                 05/05 16:31 
推 bensonchaung:32D  夢幻尺寸                                      05/05 16:33 
推 taco0401:32D....GOOD....XD                                      05/05 16:34 
推 skylove0726:哈哈 就看你的有多粗嚕 表哥 ...  >\\\\<              05/05 16:44 
推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDD                                               05/05 16:46 
推 ZzoozZ:你害我被老師問說上課幹麻大笑....                         05/05 16:47 
推 imaginefree:上面的推文也有好笑到 XD                             05/05 16:48 
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推 hezai:噗滋                                                      05/05 17:16 
→ narwhale:原來拿藥塞肛門可以退燒,看笨板長知識                   05/05 17:23 
推 aassd:那是退燒栓劑,當然可以啊,樓上不會想拿藥丸去塞吧...囧     05/05 17:25 
推 cooljason76:噗滋...                                             05/05 17:29 
推 yoyo55555:有笑有推                                              05/05 17:30 
→ paul51134:上課不要上笨板= =                                     05/05 17:31 
推 k00207:用蔥吧~                                                  05/05 17:32 
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